Hallo Frau Burger,

hab Ihren Text mal ins Englische übersetzt, klingt wirklich komisch!

Good evening!
Today is the head can crash and you have to be sober to the Communion.
And so they need me not as strict.
We should also say and write differently, and many people have made it a pleasure, with the words to play.
And, she says, it's not just the Internet so, but there is, for example, the mobile phone.

Seltsam...